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I’m sure you’ve heard people say “Laughter is the Best Medicine!“, but why do they say it ? and what does it mean ? The phrase “laughter is the best medicine” is a proverbial expression that suggests that laughter has positive effects on one’s health and well-being. While it’s not meant to be taken literally…
While we here at SeagullPoop.com are a bunch of jokesters we also have big hearts. One of the reasons we started this project was to bring a little humor into people’s lives to help with their mental health. Since Covid depression is at all-time highs and even though there are medications available, natural cures like…
** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ** ** Reprint Rights Granted to any Major Print or TV media, and anyone else who gives a shit. Dateline: December 21st, 2023 Sister Bay, WISCONSIN SeagullPoop.com is proud to announce that their 2023 Starving Seagull Fundraiser Goal has been achieved! Now, we’ll admit that we had set our goal fairly…
Merry Christmas From Your Friends at SeagullPoop.com ! Please be safe no matter where your travels take you. Love the one’s around you and be kind to others.
Seagulls are opportunistic feeders and are known for their scavenging behavior. They have adapted to living in coastal areas and have learned to exploit various food sources, including human leftovers. There are a few reasons why seagulls might be attracted to pizza: Odor: Pizza has a strong and distinctive smell, which can attract seagulls from…
Is it Good Luck to Be Crapped on By A SeaGull ? In many cultures, being crapped on by a bird, including a seagull, is often considered a sign of good luck or a positive omen. The belief in this superstition varies, and it’s not a universal belief. The idea behind it is that if…
Seagull poop, also known as bird droppings or guano, is the feces of seagulls. Like the droppings of many other birds, seagull poop is a combination of waste products from the bird’s digestive system, including undigested food, uric acid, and other compounds. Seagull droppings can vary in color and consistency, depending on the bird’s diet….
Most people do not know much about the bathroom behavior of seagulls, and why should they? Other than getting occasionally crapped on or seeing their white droppings on the sidewalks, docks, roofs, etc that is about the extent of their knowledge. We on the other hand are experts on Segull Poop as we have studied…
Seagulls are birds commonly found in coastal areas and near bodies of water. They are known for their distinctive white and gray feathers, along with their ability to fly and maneuver effortlessly in the air. Seagulls have adapted to a wide range of environments and are opportunistic feeders, consuming fish, and insects, and even scavenging…