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Dateline: December 21st, 2023
Sister Bay, WISCONSIN
SeagullPoop.com is proud to announce that their 2023 Starving Seagull Fundraiser Goal has been achieved!
Now, we’ll admit that we had set our goal fairly small (at least 10 french fries, and 1/2 eaten piece of Pizza (Seagulls love Pizza) but either way it’s nice to hit a goal for once. We even had a photographer on hand to document the bounty we discovered. Once again Al Johnson’s Swedish restaurant had agreed to match however many fries we were able to collect. Wild Tomato Pizza was closed so we were unable to get any pizza.
Some of the spoils collected include: 1 whole fried Shrimp, 3 shrimp tails (one of their favorites), a half to 3/4 eaten apple, 1/2 a banana (not sure if seagulls like bananas or not, 1 buttered roll, 1/2 a pop tart, hundreds of french fries, and misc other goodies.
The event was marred by a skirmish that broke out when one of the people in attendance ate a few of the cold fries that had been donated and earmarked for the seagulls. He did not suffer any life-threatening injuries and the festivities continued.
The event was attended by at least 3 humans. We had hoped that some of our local seagulls would attend, but the -10 below F temperature put a damper on things and all wildlife was hunkered down trying to keep themselves warm and simply survive. Hopefully, we will have better weather next year for the annual event.
We want to thank everyone who donated this year, everyone who thought of donating but didn’t, and anyone who even got out of bed or off the couch.
Unfortunately, we have not decided where and when to distribute the “bounty” we were able to collect time is of urgency as some of the fries are as hard as a rock.
Based on the success of this year’s event plans are already being made for next year. We are looking for major and minor sponsors so if you are interested please contact us. We are also interviewing and hiring Poop Collectors for the upcoming 2024 season. It takes a lot of people to collect just a little Crap.