Most people do not know much about the bathroom behavior of seagulls, and why should they? Other than getting occasionally crapped on or seeing their white droppings on the sidewalks, docks, roofs, etc that is about the extent of their knowledge. We on the other hand are experts on Segull Poop as we have studied it for well over 50 years. With that in mind, we have put together our most frequently asked questions about Seagull Defacation. They are listed in no particular order.
Do Seagulls Make Good Pets ? In most places, it is not legal or advisable to keep seagulls as pets. Seagulls are wild birds, and in many countries, it is illegal to capture, keep, or tamper with wildlife without the appropriate permits and permissions. Additionally, seagulls have specific dietary, environmental, and social needs that are challenging to meet in a domestic setting.
Wild birds, including seagulls, are adapted to life in the wild, and attempting to keep them as pets can lead to various problems. Seagulls have complex behaviors, migration patterns, and social structures that are difficult to replicate in a home environment. They also require a varied and natural diet that can be challenging to provide.
Moreover, keeping a wild bird as a pet may have ethical implications. Wild animals are best left in their natural habitats, where they can engage in their natural behaviors and contribute to the ecosystems they are part of.
If you are interested in birds as pets, it’s generally recommended to consider domesticated bird species that have been bred in captivity and are suitable for life in a home setting. Always check local laws and regulations regarding pet ownership to ensure that you are in compliance with any legal requirements. If you encounter a wild animal that appears to be in distress or needs assistance, it’s best to contact local wildlife authorities or rehabilitation centers for guidance on how to handle the situation appropriately.
Do Seagulls Use Toilet Paper ? Not that we are aware of, they prefer disposable wipes.
Does Seagull Poop Smell ? Yeah, it smells like crap.
Can you eat Seagull Poop ? Well, I guess you could but we wouldn’t advise it.
What does Seagull Poop Taste Like ? We’re not really sure as we’ve never tasted it, but in talking with others they say it tastes like Chicken. Ha, ha, LOL Not really, LOL, lighten up, it’s just a freak’n joke! I guess a lot depends on what they’ve been eating. If we had to wager on what it taste’s like we’d probably say it tastes like SHIT!
Do Seagulls Enjoy Crapping on Humans ? Of Course they do you idiot.
Is it good luck to be crapped on by a Seagull ? That depends a lot on your definition of luck.